Proud to be a Malaysian

After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year,
Russian scientists have
found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years,
and came to the
conclusion that their ancestors already had a
telephone network one
thousand years ago.

So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed,
American
scientists dug 200 metres and headlines in the US
papers read: "US
scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical
fibres, and
have concluded that their ancestors already had
advanced high-tech
digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the
Russians."

One week later, Malaysian newspapers reported the
following: "After digging as deep as 500 metres,
Malaysian
scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have
concluded that
5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using
wireless
technology.

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