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Why I Fired My Secretary

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that
morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,

"Happy Birthday!", and probably would have a present for me. As it
turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy
birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will
remember.

The kids came to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for
the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my
office, my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning, Boss. Happy Birthday."
And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.

I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You
know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's
go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Well, that's the best thing I've
heard all day. Let's go!"

We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went
out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch
tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's
such a beautiful day, we don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I
said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's stop by my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I
think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more
comfortable." She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she
came out carrying a huge birthday cake, followed by my wife, children,
and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And I just sat there . . waiting on the couch . . . naked......

~**a kiss is a lovely trick design by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous **~

SKIRT KETAT

Seorang perempuan berpotongan seksi dan cantik memakai skirt ketat separas lutut dan sehelai blouse lengan panjang sedang berdiri di sebuah perhentian bas. Ketika itu ramai orang sedang memenuhi pondok tersebut.

Apabila bas datang, perempuan tersebut mengalami kesukaran untuk memanjat tangga bas dek kerana skirtnya yang ketat tersebut.

Setelah berfikir seketika akhirnya dia mengambil keputusan untuk membuka sedikit zip skirtnya, namun masih gagal dan dia menurunkan sedikit lagi zip tetapi masih sukar, akhirnya dia terus membuka keseluru! han zip skirtnya kerana tiada apa yang perlu dibimbangkan sebab bajunya dimasukkan kedalam skirt... namun dia masih juga gagal memanjat tangga bas, sedangkan ramai orang sedang beratur dibelakangnya.

Perempuan tersebut telah habis akal, sedang dia berfikir tiba-tiba dia terasa ada tangan menolak punggungnya menaiki tangga bas, dia menoleh dan didapati lelaki dibelakangnya yang melakukan perbuatan tersebut.

Dengan nada lantang dia memarahi lelaki tersebut "Apahal ko pegang punggung aku? gatal!" jawap lelaki tersebut "ko pun gatal jugak... yang pergi bukak zip seluar aku tiga kali apasal?"

kuang....kuang.....

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